I can Do that Better Than Business Trainers

You probably can, but is your marketing as good?

I can do that better than.....

Just because you have a bigger gun than the guy next door, it doesn't mean a thing. Have you considered looking at the weapon between your legs to see if that is below average size before making such comments.

I can drive faster than you between ...... and ....

In which case the Police should take your license away, it'll be safer for you as well as the rest of society.

I can design better clothes than the French designers

You probably could, for the most part so could any three year old.
However, the three year olds don't have the contacts to get comments, which I can never understand, printed in international magazines. Equally, three years old are smart enough to know that most fashion is about as valuable as the poo in their night time pull-ups. But those that pay out thousands are happy so we should all be happy for them.

I can do better with fuel economy

He/she who came up with the idea of only being able to use your car on certain days of the week - pillock, so what happens if your husband/wife is sick - ask them to get better until tomorrow and start being sick then?

I can do better than

So let me see - we write to people saying that there ideas are kind of OK and we can do better - DOH, why would you tell them that?
You want to work for free and give them the ideas to make them more cash?

I can be a millionaire

No You can't - first rule, you don't spend your time reading other peoples blogs. They always keep the best for themselves.

Security and Systems

Now this is an area very close to my heart. On more than one occasion I have visited hospitals as a patient, many don't know - well they will now - that I hate small spaces and I guess you could say I'm a tad claustrophobic. Whichever way you come at it if the space is small I’m not happy, small and locked and I’m very unhappy!!!
So why is that the I Can Do Better Than groups think they can do better at planning a hospital security system than me – for goodness sake I’m in the place, I know what I need. So planners, strategy people, please THINK before you lock all the doors and windows!

Accountancy

If you think I Can Do That Better Than, it's probably due to an accountant upsetting you. They do that, accountants. I'm not exactly sure what they are but I do know if EVER you want to make a BIG business a little business put an accountant in charge.
So why is we hate them so much? I guess many because you think they don't pay on time, as it goes most don't because there boss tells them not to.
Sure some do play the I'm In Charge game, but that's normally because they don't have the strength to really do it for themselves - but hey we need them so only kick an accountant when he or she is firmly on the floor and they've issued your pay cheque.

I can be a Prime Minister

Here's Another one - The I Can Do Better Than groups always jump here first and what for. I'll start with a question, do you know how to negotiate, in terms of correct protocol, with nearly every region of the world - sorry what was that answer "No". Then sit on it.
I know some of the big players have made a gaff or two, and you never have - it just becomes harder when the entire global media is watching you.

I can be a radio music manager

OH REALLY!

So what makes you think you can do this?
Now is it that no radio station plays the music you want to hear - DOH maybe there's a reason for this, you are in a tiny minority. So go start an Internet radio station and have what you want 24/7.

By the way, just because stations don't like what you like it doesn't make those stations 'safe music stations', it could mean they actually play that which there audience wants - funny that!
Why do the tiny minority who think Wendy by the Beach Boys is fab assume everyone wants to hear it - it was a B-SIDE, get over it.